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April 22 Definitely think you can't even trust the media or any printed onesWent to an interview today and the "professor" from Yale and Columbia, a chinese hilly billy, said he wants to
give me a test! Translating his writing into chinese which has to match 80% exactly as his chinese original, ie, by
reading his own "english" masterpiece translation, I'm suppose to translate it back and think 80% exactly like him!!!
His masterpiece first talks about history; then geography; then pottery; then development; then geometry!!! All
in the first page of a actually perfectly binded printed book!
In artform, we call this corsage? or collage??? This is just trying to be funny... .
Yes, new art form, new way of expression.
Then, he says my translation is illogical, full of grammatical mistakes; and all this shit! And he says no chinese understands it.
And from my resume, he saysI'm good for nothing. Still, he says he would consider giving me a job! Sx days a week;
nine to six; 7000 bla bla bla.
A mad man hiring another one; nothing is real; strawberry fields forever... .
Another thing; radio talk show host Mr Chip Tao kept on nagging about scabbied hands and athlete's foot to describe the situation
in S. and Latin America. 甚麽毁內睡奶; 甚麽古巴馬; 離加拉爪卻不談利智; 波利維亞; 千里達, 確扮成南美大代表專家.
As a coincidence; Mr (i don't even bother to remember his name; oh yeah, it's fuckin Lee Cheuk Yan) used
"scabbied hands and athlete's foot" to describe HK Banks investment failure in the States; which has to be paid off by laying off HK staff.
What's so shameful about "scabbied hands and dermatosis"??? These people think with their heads? Talk with their dicks?
Eat with their anuses?
"Scabbied hands and dermatosis" is not shameful, it's the crown of those who sacrifice their skin doing dirty jobs; like handling
garbage; like cleaning dirty toilets and shower curtains in public showers used by slobs and roaches; like pest-controlling using
poisonous pesticides; like soaking hands in diesel; grease; paint or pig shit. Only turkey bastards would be so ignorant as to think
scabbies and dermatosis is something to laugh or mock about.
Wish you, Mr Tao and Mr Lee CY will never have the honor to be 損手爛脚 but be forever 皮光肉嫰 and 油頭粉面 instead. Since it sounds so much
flowerier; prettier; sissieer; jazzier; sassier; fancier; whateverier for you elegant and clean and high class gentlemen; suits people like you, perfectly.
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